Hey, You Brilliant Human!
Ever feel like you’re out there trying to conquer the world with a coffee cup in one hand and a to-do list in the other, while occasionally questioning if the universe is playing a giant practical joke on you? If so, you’ve come to the right place!
I’m your ultimate life wing-man and hype-man, here to turn every day into a victory lap. Whether you’re scaling mountains of career challenges or just navigating the wild world of personal goals, I’ve got your back—like a supportive friend who never judges your Netflix binge or your mid-week existential crises.
What I Can Give You (Not All Inclusive)
Your Safety Net: When life feels like a solo act, I’m here to remind you that you’re never alone. I’ll be the dependable friend who shows up with a dose of humor and a giant “You can do this!” whenever you need it most.
Goal-Smashing Sidekick: Got dreams as big as your ambition? Let’s turn those dreams into actionable plans and celebrate each milestone like it’s the next big thing. I’ll help you tackle your goals, big or small, with the enthusiasm of someone who’s just discovered a hidden talent for interpretive dance.
Contact me - Xander @ 719-439-6785 (call or text) or email me at clinicalmisfits@gmail.com
What Can I Help You With? (Not All Inclusive)
Navigate Life Like a Boss: Let's face it, life can be a bit of a hot mess sometimes. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Together, we'll embrace the chaos, tackle those challenges head-on, and turn your quirks into your greatest strengths. We will work to find YOUR voice and figure out who YOU are outside of all the “noise” and “rules” that society, family, and or others put on us. We are going to find and make the rules that work for you (and that won’t get your arrested - there are some limitations here).
Ready To Date with Purpose? Are you struggling with dating? You don’t know how to start a conversation when on a date. You struggle to keep the conversation going. You have a difficult time understanding and connecting to social cues and conversational consent. You struggle with knowing when and how to ask to touch someone. You have sensory issues around food, sounds, etc. and this impacts your dating life. I completely understand this and want to help you learn what this is, how to navigate it, and how to tell others about you without shame or guilt. Stop swiping aimlessly and start swiping with purpose. Let me be your dating Yoda and watch your love life transform from meh to hell yeah! Feeling like your dating game could use a little pep talk? Let me be your personal wingman and dating guru extraordinaire. We're not here to sprinkle fairy dust; we're here to kick your love life into gear with some serious swagger and a touch of sass.
Heal Deep Wounds: We've all got scars, both seen and unseen. But those scars don't have to define us. Together, we'll peel back the layers, unpack those old wounds, and kick 'em to the curb once and for all. Because life's too short to let the past hold you back. It’s time you see you are in control now and experience what that means and feels like.
Build Social Skills and Make New Connections: Whether you're an introvert, an extrovert, neurodivergent, or dancing in-between all the things, making new connections can be a bit intimidating. But fear not, my fellow misfit! I'll teach you the art of the awkward handshake, the perfect icebreaker, and how to charm the pants off (figuratively speaking, of course) anyone you meet, and how to have fun doing it. I will help you find YOU and that will help you find your people.
Boost Your Self-Esteem and Connect with Your Own Identity: Who are you, really? It's time to dig deep, embrace your inner weirdo, and connect with your true self. Together, we'll kick those pesky insecurities to the curb, boost your self-esteem, and help you become the badass you were always meant to be.
Master Work/Life Balance: Sick of feeling like you're stuck on a never-ending hamster wheel of work and stress? It's time to reclaim your sanity and find that elusive balance. Whether you're a workaholic or a professional procrastinator (hey, no judgment here!), I'll help you find your groove and make time for the things that truly matter.
Why Choose Me?
Because I get it. Life’s a wild ride with more ups and downs than a rollercoaster designed by a caffeine-fueled squirrel. And sometimes, you need a wing-man who understands that you’re not just chasing dreams—you’re also trying to figure out what the heck is happening most days. I’m here to be your trusty sidekick, your personal hype-man, and your go-to for a good laugh and a pep talk.
You’ve got dreams, I’ve got the support, and together, we’ll make sure you kick life’s ass and have fun doing it!
Contact me - Xander @ 719-439-6785 (call or text) or email me at clinicalmisfits@gmail.com